I don’t believe that I’m adequate As rhyming with this song lead to my personal lyrics bring

I attack motherfuckers sporting red-colored backpacks And i chew on fabric shelves and take a crap on your track Yeah your own whack, end up in anyone understands what you state Nevertheless when I get into the brand new mic, I build whole milk outta clay And i also play heavens guitar having a pipe of toothpaste And that i say karate pencil case and you can wear it tape

All the my personal passages fall flat eg a great hockey puck It grabbed me seven days to enter the first element of my verse And then I got nothing kept therefore I will pretend that we had damage Aw, In my opinion We sprained my personal ankle All of you feel free to complete the track instead me

[MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia upwards contained in this cunt Woke right up five days before lying in the brand new ditch Don’t see just who I found myself We couldn’t think about crap

Frequently anything taken place that has been harrowing We used to have far more rhymes however, I am unable to think of them Positively I’m freaking aside We cannot think about things! (Seriously does people understand what my name is?)

[MC Personal Urination] Yo I am MC Public Urination – exactly what – what! I grab a fucking piss into the a fucking sidewalk Each time, anyplace, I simply whip out my knob And blank my kidney while you motherfuckers see! You almost every other MCs can’t deal with so it shit! You may be slightly bitch afraid to help you pee in public areas

You stumble on a commode each time you must piss Yo fuck one crap – I recently whip away my personal dick!

[Chorus – Chorus Kid] I’m he whom sings the latest chorus (It getaways in the track) My personal region is kinda terrifically boring (I wish which i might have to go domestic) But these are typically spending me to sing the fresh new chorus (And i really need the cash) Lead to I’m unemployed at the moment (Merely gone back to with my father)

[MC Does not Understand what Irony Try] Yo I’m MC Does not Know very well what Irony Was Wandered doing a woman and i also gave their a kiss She told you “Let us visit your place, I will bring your knob” I told you “Heck yeah cunt, which is therefore ironic”

[MC Becomes Top–Tracked Easily] Yo I am MC Will get Top–Tracked Effortlessly My personal rhymes is badass for example Gandolfini You understand he could be known for new Sopranos however, he is along with when you look at the movies Particularly Rating Shorty and Critical Velocity That i didn’t really like end up in We don’t like Charlie Sheen Well I guess within the Hot Images, he was kinda comedy But I love Leslie Nielsen throughout the Nude Firearm You know who otherwise was in one motion picture? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird, knowing what the guy performed next Hold off, that which was We claiming? I believe I’d side–tracked.

They’d the best trilogy!

[MC Deadly Firearm 1, dos & 3] Yo I’m MC Dangerous Firearm step 1, 2 & step three I enjoy the individuals video nevertheless the last distressed me personally Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and you will Joe Pesci Why performed they have to make a fourth?

[MC Dangerous Gun 4] MC Fatal Weapon 4 that’s myself We differ with MC Lethal Firearm step 1, 2 & 3 Regardless of if I agree that it is a pioneering trilogy This new 4th has also been a good they additional Chris Material and you can Sprinkle Li!

[MC Shit My personal Jeans Appear to] Yo I’m MC Crap My Trousers Seem to It usually occurs when I am taking walks across the street Or whenever I am hanging out with specific travel butt hoes Here i wade! Give thanks to god I delivered a distinction out of clothes!

[MC Finally Verse] Yo I’m the brand new MC towards the latest verse I am supposed to summarize everything you read But mutherfuckers I really don’t genuinely have the amount of time Thus bang can come back to the new Chorus Boy

Whats my personal motherfucking term?

[Chorus – Chorus Boy] I am still vocal the brand new chorus (Thank jesus the audience is nearly complete) I hate vocal new chorus (Particularly a monotonous banging business) I’m browsing grab my 40 cash (That is what the purchasing myself) And you may I’m likely to go get extremely intoxicated (Masturbate then get to sleep)