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I’ve have 4 kitties and 2 kittens, only got the 2 kittens as 2 of my personal pets passed away just before xmas. #sadtimes

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Basically was to be a pet imagine I’d have to beva wonderful eagle, thus could rule the heavens and look upon victim

I’d feel an elephant influence I always remember, that sounds way to sinister. Haha but i really couldn’t think about an animal that was a Katy Perry song

besides for just what pet I might be better, i’d prefer to get an immortal jellyfish (actual name) because I would like to live forever =)

Okay the cheddar little… erm animal, it is a toughy because there are countless to select from but I would need to go for a huge tortoise because I then could living is 200 yrs . old

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I must say I enjoyed my dog!

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