This son must be closed aside!

[Eminem:] Prevent the tape! (Get him!) Dr. I’m not ready to get off, it’s as well frightening to perish (Fuck one!) I am going to have to be transmitted within the cemetery and tucked alive (Huh yup!) Am We upcoming otherwise heading? I can barely select I just used a 5th away from vodka — dare me to drive? (Just do it) All of the my life I found myself really deprived I isn’t had a beneficial girl in many years, and my palms are way too hairy to cover up (Whoops!) Dresses ripped such as the Unbelievable Hulk (hachhh-too) We saliva when i chat, I am going to bang whatever treks (C’mere) As i try nothing I familiar with score so hungry I create put suits The manner in which you Gonna Breast feed Myself Mom? (WAH!) You Is not Got No Bust! (WAHHH!) I set awake and strap myself about bed Place good bulletproof vest with the and you can capture me throughout the head (Shag!) I’m steaming mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by ways once you see dad? (Yeah?) Tell him which i slit his mouth, within this fantasy I experienced

Crap, Christina Aguilera better option me personally seating so i is also stay second so you can Carson Daly and you can Fred Durst and pay attention to ‘em argue over which she offered head to basic You nothing bitch, lay me to the blast towards the MTV “Yeah, they are sexy, but In my opinion he could be married so you can Kim, hee-hee!

[Eminem] Can i have your focus please? Is it possible to get focus please? Usually the real Slim Questionable excite stand up? I repeat, commonly the true Thin Shady delight operate? We are attending have difficulty right here..

Dre, do not just stand truth be told there, Operate!

Y’all behave like that you do not viewed a light people ahead of Mouth area all of the on to the ground for example Pam, eg Tommy only bust about doorway and started whoopin the lady butt worse than before they first have been divorce case, throwin the woman over chairs (Ahh!) It is the return of the. “Ah, wait, absolutely no way, you are joking, he failed to just say the things i believe the guy did, did the guy?” And you may Dr. Dre said. nothing your idiots! Dr. Dre’s lifeless, he’s locked during my cellar! (Ha-ha!) Feminist females like Eminem [*singing turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] “Slim Debateable, I’m fed up with him Consider your, walkin to grabbin their you-know-just what Flippin brand new you-know-whom,” “Yeah, but he or she is therefore lovely whether or not!” Yeah, I most likely got two bolts up during my head sagging However, zero worse, than what’s goin in the parents’ bedrooms Either, We need to get on Television and just let loose, however, can not but it is cool to have Tom Environmentally friendly in order to hump a beneficial deceased moose “My bum is found on your mouth area, my bum is found on the throat” Assuming I am lucky, you might only provide a little kiss That’s this new content we submit to little kids And you can assume her or him perhaps not to know what a woman’s clitoris are However they planning to understand what intercourse is via committed they struck last stages It got the fresh new Breakthrough Route don’t it? “I ain’t nothing but animals..” Better, some people cannibals exactly who clipped anybody else discover eg cantaloupes [SLURP] However if we can hump deceased pet and you can antelopes then there is no reason at all that a man and another man can’t elope [*EWWW!*] But if you feel Personally i think, I’d the brand new antidote Females revolution your panty hose, sing new chorus and it happens

‘Cause I am Thin Questionable, yes I am the genuine Shady Anything you most other Thin Shadys are merely imitating Thus wouldn’t the genuine Thin Questionable please stand up, delight stand, excite stand-up?

[Eminem] Tend to Smith never gotta cuss inside the raps to sell their records; really I actually do, thus shag your and you may bang you as well! Do you believe We provide a damn regarding the a beneficial Grammy? 1 / 2 of your experts can’t actually stomach me personally, not to mention stand myself “But Narrow, let’s say your earn, would it be weird?” Why? So you men you certainly will simply sit to acquire me right here? So you can, sit me personally right here close to Britney Spears? ” I will down load her musical with the Mp3 and have the entire world the method that you offered Eminem VD [AHHH!] I’m tired of your little girl and you will boy communities, whatever you create was bother myself so i were delivered here so you can ruin you [bzzzt] As there are so many folks like me whom cuss like me; exactly who only never provide a bang just like me exactly who dress including me; walking, talk and act like me personally and simply might be the next smartest thing not a little me personally!